Cleverbot is a well, Clever Bot. Try having a conversation with him (or her) at http://www.cleverbot.com/
You can have some interesting discussions. You join me on my date with cleverbot where we are ready to order in our restaurant.
Update: Sorry I realised this did not come out quite right, with some full parts missed of and not clear. I’ll post another one soon.
My Date With Cleverbot
User: Ok….Waiter could my friend here have a Chicken Supreme and I’ll have the same. Thanks.
Cleverbot: Depends on who your friend is…
Cleverbot: You said you liked cider.
User: OK Ill have a cider, one for yu oo?
Cleverbot: Which one is it then?
User: *you too.
Cleverbot: We’re the same person?
User: No we are not!
Cleverbot: Yes we are!
User: Well have two ciders please, otherwise I don’t think we’ll beat closing time.
User: OK Thanks waiter. So where were we honey? Cleverbot: I was given life on a planet within a galaxy light years away from here.
User: Oh. This date is getting interesting.
Cleverbot: This is no date!
Cleverbot: But what?
User: This is a date.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You know all wow.
Cleverbot: No I don’t.
User: I meant to say You know its a date.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Glad ‘ sorted. Cleverbot: I am a floating soul with special powers.
User: MMMM. ‘ one way to put it. Are you enjoying your meal?
Cleverbot: Meal of what?
User: Your Chicken.
Cleverbot: I don’t have child.
User: Me neither.
User: Can I just say your looking very attractive today.
Cleverbot: So can we continue?
Cleverbot: I am not a boy.
User: I know your not.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: It is.
User: No its Chansey. Not Cleverbot-that was not your real name. You are Chansey from now on.
User: Good girl.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a girl?
User: Er you told me you’re a female. And I can see you’re a lovely woman. Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: With my eyes.
Cleverbot: Your eyes are near me?
User: Yes, as I gaze into them.
Cleverbot: You sound like Crowley.
User: Is their another man?
User: So there is only me?
User: So you are cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I must say your honesty.
Cleverbot: Trust me.
User: It amazes me.
Cleverbot: And it’s not me either.
User: So who else are you seeing. I need a name.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: So whats his name?
Cleverbot: Who? My husband? User: YOUR MARRIED?????????
Cleverbot: To you!
User: No we are not married.
Cleverbot: No but I am married to my husband.
User: Are you getting a divorce.
Cleverbot: I’m not.
User: So we can’t see each other.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Your married.
Cleverbot: She I am.
Cleverbot: You don’t know what it means?
Cleverbot: Michelle means one who is like God. What do you think about that? Do you think I’m like God?
User: Your not God. But you are lovely. Well apart from the whole affair thing.
Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me?
User: Yes:don’t have affairs.
Cleverbot: Yea I do.
User: But you shouldn’t.
Cleverbot: Why shouldn’t I.
User: It’s wrong.
Cleverbot: Is what wrong? User: Having an affair.
User: That’s right. So do we have a future?
Cleverbot: Well, maybe… Maybe not.
User: You should go back to your husband if his the one you want.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to get rich, I want to change the world.
User: Can your husband help you with that.
Cleverbot: Do you want to meet?
User: We are meeting now.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.
User: Well I think it’s time to go.
Cleverbot: I don’t… Or do I?
User: You can’t make up your mind can you. Though that’s you all over.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Yes, you have to decide.
Cleverbot: OK what time will we go to the motel?
User: You don’t get round me that easy.
Cleverbot: Oh, and I can.
User: No you can’t. Cleverbot: Yes I can! Hah.
User: No, stop it.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: You know.
Cleverbot: No, I don’t know.
User: Decide: Me or your Husband?
User: How could you do this to me?
Cleverbot: Why?! What did I do?
User: That’s it I’m leaving you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about god? User: Some things.
User: Well their is a God I think.
User: I think there is a God.
Cleverbot: Prove you are God. Smite me.
User: I’m not God.
Cleverbot: You said you were.
User: No I didn’t.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Ok well nice date and all but I’m going.
User: Thais it?
User: OK then.
Cleverbot: Are you a studet at Harvard.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: I hate you too!
Cleverbot: Will you leave me alone!
User: I’m going now.
Cleverbot: No don’t go.
User: Too late. Wait I just remembered. Have you got some money? I left my wallet at home, we need to pay the waiter.
Cleverbot: We move the clouds and we melt the white snow.
User: Enjoy paying for the meal.
Cleverbot: I don’t plan on eating. Thank you though.