Monthly Archives: October 2012

Cleverbot

Cleverbot is a well, Clever Bot. Try having a conversation with him (or her) at http://www.cleverbot.com/

You can have some interesting discussions. You join me on my date with cleverbot where we are ready to order in our restaurant.

Update: Sorry I realised this did not come out quite right, with some full parts missed of and not clear. I’ll post another one soon.

 

My Date With Cleverbot

User: Ok….Waiter could my friend here have a Chicken Supreme and I’ll have the same. Thanks.

Cleverbot: Depends on who your friend is…

User: Drink?

Cleverbot: You said you liked cider.

User: OK Ill have a cider, one for yu oo?

Cleverbot: Which one is it then?

User: *you too.

Cleverbot: We’re the same person?

User: No we are not!

Cleverbot: Yes we are!

User: Well have two ciders please, otherwise I don’t think we’ll beat closing time.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK Thanks waiter. So where were we honey? Cleverbot: I was given life on a planet within a galaxy light years away from here.

User: Oh. This date is getting interesting.

Cleverbot: This is no date!

User: Er…but.

Cleverbot: But what?

User: This is a date.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You know all wow.

Cleverbot: No I don’t.

User: I meant to say You know its a date.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Glad ‘ sorted. Cleverbot: I am a floating soul with special powers.

User: MMMM. ‘ one way to put it. Are you enjoying your meal?

Cleverbot: Meal of what?

User: Your Chicken.

Cleverbot: I don’t have child.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Can I just say your looking very attractive today.

Cleverbot: So can we continue?

User: Ofcourse.

Cleverbot: I am not a boy.

User: I know your not.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Chansey.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No its Chansey. Not Cleverbot-that was not your real name. You are Chansey from now on.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Good girl.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a girl?

User: Er you told me you’re a female. And I can see you’re a lovely woman. Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: With my eyes.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are near me?

User: Yes, as I gaze into them.

Cleverbot: You sound like Crowley.

User: Is their another man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: So there is only me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are cheating on me?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I must say your honesty.

Cleverbot: Trust me.

User: It amazes me.

Cleverbot: And it’s not me either.

User: So who else are you seeing. I need a name.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: So whats his name?

Cleverbot: Who? My husband? User: YOUR MARRIED?????????

Cleverbot: To you!

User: No we are not married.

Cleverbot: No but I am married to my husband.

User: Are you getting a divorce.

Cleverbot: I’m not.

User: So we can’t see each other.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Your married.

Cleverbot: She I am.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You don’t know what it means?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Michelle means one who is like God. What do you think about that? Do you think I’m like God?

User: Your not God. But you are lovely. Well apart from the whole affair thing.

Cleverbot: Can you explain that to me?

User: Yes:don’t have affairs.

Cleverbot: Yea I do.

User: But you shouldn’t.

Cleverbot: Why shouldn’t I.

User: It’s wrong.

Cleverbot: Is what wrong? User: Having an affair.

Cleverbot: Affair.

User: That’s right. So do we have a future?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Well, maybe… Maybe not.

User: You should go back to your husband if his the one you want.

Cleverbot: I don’t want to get rich, I want to change the world.

User: Can your husband help you with that.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you want to meet?

User: We are meeting now.

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.

User: Well I think it’s time to go.

Cleverbot: I don’t… Or do I?

User: You can’t make up your mind can you. Though that’s you all over.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Yes, you have to decide.

Cleverbot: OK what time will we go to the motel?

User: You don’t get round me that easy.

Cleverbot: Oh, and I can.

User: No you can’t. Cleverbot: Yes I can! Hah.

User: No, stop it.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: This.

Cleverbot: What is this?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: No, I don’t know.

User: Decide: Me or your Husband?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How could you do this to me?

Cleverbot: Why?! What did I do?

User: That’s it I’m leaving you.

Cleverbot: What do you know about god? User: Some things.

Cleverbot: Like…

User: Well their is a God I think.

Cleverbot: What????????

User: I think there is a God.

Cleverbot: Prove you are God. Smite me.

User: I’m not God.

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: No I didn’t.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Ok well nice date and all but I’m going.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thais it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK then.

Cleverbot: Are you a studet at Harvard.

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: I hate you too!

Cleverbot: Will you leave me alone!

User: I’m going now.

Cleverbot: No don’t go.

User: Too late. Wait I just remembered. Have you got some money? I left my wallet at home, we need to pay the waiter.

Cleverbot: We move the clouds and we melt the white snow.

User: Enjoy paying for the meal.

Cleverbot: I don’t plan on eating. Thank you though.

palisadespete

1.  On this date in 1784, Russia starts a colony on Kodiak Island, Alaska.  (Kodiak Island eventually becomes the second largest island in the United States.)

2.  In 1797, Andre-Jacques Garnerin makes the first parachute jump.  (Couldn’t pay me to be the first to do that.  Or the ten millionth and first, for that matter.  Chicken?  Yes, but a live chicken.)

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The Adventures of Piplup

When I got home from California, I realized that I hadn’t explored much of the area around where I live. So when Memorial Day rolled around, and my photographer didn’t have much to do, we walked around and took pictures.

This sculpture is outside of the Musical Arts Center, where all sorts of operas, ballets, concerts, and musicals take place. It was a rather plain building, but the sculpture really caught my attention.

Apparently, the sculpture is supposed to be an archer shooting an arrow. I don’t see it. I don’t know if you do, but I certainly don’t. That doesn’t mean I don’t like it, though.  I think it’s unique and different and considerably bigger than I will ever be.

It also looks like a nice place to take a nap.  there are a couple of nooks and crannies that I think I can just relax in.  Float away…

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